 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Meet People |
| Marital Status: |
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| Children: |
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| Education: |
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| Religion: |
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| Smoke: |
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| Body Type: |
Average |
| Height: |
6' 1" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Virtual Relationship, Cyber Sex, Social Encounters, Just Looking, Real Life Relationship, Erotic Chat, Cyber Friendships |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
A Virgin, Domination, Bondage, Costumes, Toys, Multiple People, Sadism & Masochism, Massage Oil, A Public Place, Exhibition & Voyeurism |
| Sex is Best: |
Passionate, Experimental, Wild, Kinky |
| Cybersex: |
Yes |
| I Want You To: |
Play Along With My Fantasy, Meet Me In Person If We Really Click, Talk Dirty to Me, Tell Me Your Fantasy |
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My Web Gifts
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$Dennis_H's Scoop
About me:
I'd like to take this time to warn those of you who may read this that I have a slightly odd/warped sense of humor so if you offend easily this may be a good time to turn back.
For those of you who have no clue who I am or don't know me well enough these are just some random musings about myself made by my friends, family, and well, me. I'm That Guy who's very hyperactive all day so when I'm home relaxing, talking to someone on the phone they usually think I'm trying to have phone sex with them. I'm That Guy who thinks Julie McCullough is as hilarious as she is beautiful...(for those of you who have no clue who I'm talking about you should be ashamed of yourselves) I'm That Guy who can't stand sycohpants and morons...I'm That Guy who can't stand lies and half truths, say what you mean and mean what you say you cockamame buttmunch...
Speaking of buttmunches...I'm That Guy who likes to rub a friends ass like a genie lamp just hoping nothing actually pops out while I'm doing it...I'm That Guy who's afraid of commitment because I'm afraid of having my heart broken aga....LMAO...ok....I tried to get that out without laughing but then I realized that I don't acutally have a heart and it made me laugh...lol ...I'm That Guy who'll hit on the ugly/fat girl at the bar if it'll get one of his friends laid...I'm That Guy you caught banging your mom, your sister, your brother, your father, and your cat...I would have banged your dog to but I actually like him...Hell, I'm That Guy who used to drink you and all of your friends under the table cause I was bored..and d*mn it, sobriety sucks a***...I'm That Guy who ain't much to look at but is an animal in the sack...I'm That Guy who takes gay humor to a whole new level...I'm That Guy who used to drink at the bar and decide to punch his friends/family in the face cause he thought it'd be a fun new drinking game to play...I'm That Guy who can go to any bar, in any neighborhood, and create a new drinking game just cause there's nothing else to do...I'm That Guy on the dance floor who's kinda hot until you get up close...I'm That Guy who has a tendancy to talk to much for his own good....I'm That Guy who at random calls there friends at 3 in the morning just to say hi...and yes...they usually get really pissed when I do it...
I'm That Guy who finds humor in everything yes everything, not the normal stuff but stuff like death and famine..I'll make jokes..I don't give a shit...I'm That Guy your parents love...I'm That Guy who's cock can't reach the back but d*mn it...I'll stretch the hell out the sides I'm That Guy who's famous for bangnin the dust of a stranger's cooch just cause I have nothing better to do...I'm That Guy who says love is dead and lust is where it's at...I'm That Guy who's been to N.Y.C. twice this year to see a friggin musical...I'm that Guy who has trouble believing that anyone is still reading this nonsense...don't you have anything better to do?? Read a book, rent a movie, call an ex and get laid...do something. So...that's pretty much me in a nutshell love me or hate me I could care less...you're still the dipshit who's life is so messed up you're actually still reading this; even after I told you to find something better to do. ..
Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet a beautiful, intelligent woman who longs for a fat, bald headed white boy to use as her sex toy; ya know, that joke's a lot funnier since I shaved the afro off...I'm That Guy whose got a razor and don't mind shavin his head cause well bald really is beautiful..and just when you thought I was done That Guy decides to come out and play again...
I'm That Guy who doesn't understand why Justin Timberlake felt the need to bring Sexy Back...I've been here the whole time..I'm That Guy who's kinda happy with life and I really don't need some crazy ass woman to come in and screw it all up for me again...unless you're actually crazy and need to be committed to a mental institution cause well to be honest, I think insanity's pretty friggin hot....I'm That Guy who's standards are to friggin high for his own good...I'm That Guy who'd like to meet a beautiful,smart,funny woman...just so I can tell her to go screw herself cause she annoys me..I'm That Guy who really doesn't care who he meets on here cause in the real world I doubt we'd ever actually meet face to face and I could care less what you think of me...I'm That Guy who'd rather entertain his friends then pick up women at the bar...
I'm That Guy who'll kick your cat while you're not looking. I'm That Guy who manages to annoy his friends for sport then asks them what's wrong just to see if they have the sack to tell me....I'm That Guy who has no clue how to "make love: but I can bang with the best of em....I'm That Guy who believes that nothing in life should ever be predetermined...spontaniaty is just so much more fun...I'm That Guy who lives in his own little world where he is President, King, and God all wrapped up into one...I'm That Guy who would rather be single then settle for someone he doesn't think will make him happy...I'm That Guy who just realized he's starting to sound like an ad for a dating website and realizes it's time to switch subjects.
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